Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 13, 2011

Drive it like an Uber

When someone driving makes sudden unpredictable U-turns, pulls over in unsafe spots, uses strange times to accelerate of brake.

"We're running late, drive it like an Uber!"

by USC Godfather August 26, 2018

meat drive

when you go for a drive for meat

"Hey Arun, let's go for a meat drive!" "Oh, I could go for a meat drive!"

by hahagoteem March 22, 2023

Ball Wheel Drive

When you slip on a spent rubber (condom), often post-coitus or the morning after while getting out of bed, often leading to injury.

John: "Dang dude, how'd you mess up your ankle?"
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."

by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024

A shit drive

A shit drive is where you shit yourself during a long road trip often with loads of friends or family around to smell hear and see

Steave had caused himself to have a shit drive

by Gorilla lover 420 February 4, 2022

the golden drive

Driving from one destination to another with all lights being/turning green so there is no stopping.

I just had the golden drive. I managed to get to your house without any red lights.

by 6kizan June 28, 2018

Driving Female

Driving under the influence of high estrogen, perfume, anorexia, and nagging.

Luke: Woah! I almost hit that broad! Where the fuck is she going?!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025