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American Big Dick Syndrome

Theory that America is the only real country on Earth, could kick every other country's ass in a war (combined), has the right to police other countries and isn't a part of the United Nations.

Belief commonly held by Republicans.
by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004
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stepping on my own dick

1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a particular course of action is taken.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.

The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"

First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
by DBG February 15, 2008
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raspy dick sucking voice

When a girl has a displeasing voice that sounds like an old man. This is commonly associated with women who like to swallow.
Damn did you hear that broad? She has a raspy dick sucking voice
by bighairygeorge April 6, 2010
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Stick Your Dick in a Beehive

When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.
When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."
by dgull December 26, 2013
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Doo Doo Dumb Dick

Guys that have really large, meatful, bulging, dick!!!!!
The dick is really muscular looking, doesnt have much hair, real smooth and moist.
Big Meach got that real Doo Doo Dumb Dick and all the girls want it.
by Nikki 4 da night MandaPanda December 20, 2010
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Get off my dick

A sarcastic way of telling someone to worry about themselves not you
Somebody: why do you say shit like that

Me: GET OFF MY DICK
by New gen slang September 12, 2019
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