Straight Man Syndrome

(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.

Me: Jessica, I have straight man syndrome.
Jessica: What? there’s another one?

by Raizkii April 14, 2025

Joy-man

The stereotype-defying, ever so elusive, funny German.

I saw my share of funny joy-mans at comedy shows.

by IrishWisdom February 19, 2019

Clean man

A clean man is on of the best men you can find out there. Not only do they keep things clean but the know how to take care of themselves. They are also one of the most attractive men. If you find one keep them

Girl1: how was the stay at your bf house
Girl2: GURL he is a clean man
Girl1:👁👄👁

by anonymous May 10, 2021

Old Man

Boomer; Also Known As ESPNFootball19

Old Man doesn’t know who Floyd Mayweather Is.

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️〽️ER July 22, 2019

the m to b man

man man cum in man

the m to b man is doing dirty

by julajns January 26, 2021

Man tank

Tankman but tank

“Tf is a MAN TANK”

by Doot toot May 6, 2021

stone man syndrome

Also know as Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva nasty disease that turns living cells into bone. A very rare disease though the average life expectancy is 56 years old.1 in 2 million people get it.

Stone man syndrome is a rare disease that is always fatal

by Justadude20 March 28, 2022