I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 3187: I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025

I dont give a quarter of a fuck

When you care about something to the smallest extent and that you just want to get it over with.

Jenna, "Sushi or Burgers"
Max, "I don't care"
Jenna, "Ok we can go to In-N-Out"
Max, "I DONT GIVE A QUARTER OF A FUCK, I JUST WANT TO EAT"
Jenna, "Ok then lets go to, Guy Savo"
Max, "Oh shit not there"

by Quarter Fuck March 23, 2021

Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

Wow this is a cool new word I just made

Something you say when you just came up with a cool new word (that you just made!) if you say it fast enough it will sound like one long word

“Wow this is a cool new word I just made” - a guy who just made a cool word

by Cool new word guy February 01, 2025

Stuart I R Jones

A chill but badass guy. successful and confident and kind but takes no disrespect from anyone. Sexy beachbum and a bit of a rum snob.

Stuart I R Jones is a cheeky monkey. Everyone knows this!

by Caddyhooligan November 23, 2021

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

by currydemer July 25, 2022

i have a huge bick

you read it wrong lol noob

kid: i have a huge bick
teacher: can i see it~~
kid: hahaha you thought i said di- wait what
teacher: i said let me see it
kid: ok

by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021