The most handsomest, bravest, smartest, big dickest male of all time. Saviour of soda and long time enemy of dehydration. Faster than caffeine kicking in, and more powerful than thinking about your life after 9am. The one TRUE PEPSI MAN
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Get the Man this mufucka drywall mug.A child-man behaves, acts, and thinks like a man, but is a child at heart. They are having fun and enjoying life to the fullest, all with the mindset of growth, experience, and everything it means to be a man (up to you!)
They can be of any age ranging from 10-100.
All they have to do is do what they do well and have fun doing it!
A child-man never seeks to hurt, harm, or make others worry or feel less significant than they are.
They can be of any age ranging from 10-100.
All they have to do is do what they do well and have fun doing it!
A child-man never seeks to hurt, harm, or make others worry or feel less significant than they are.
Noun: a person with a purposeful mind and a loving heart.
Ex) Jason is such a child-man, he even remembered I like salsa on my tacos when he made them for me.
Ex) Person 1: “He might be a child-man”
Person 2: “what do you mean?”
Person 1: “The way he moves and acts, he’s probably thinking about so many things at once but he’s so calm and friendly.”
Person 2: “and that smile…”
Both: Dreamy
Ex) Jason is such a child-man, he even remembered I like salsa on my tacos when he made them for me.
Ex) Person 1: “He might be a child-man”
Person 2: “what do you mean?”
Person 1: “The way he moves and acts, he’s probably thinking about so many things at once but he’s so calm and friendly.”
Person 2: “and that smile…”
Both: Dreamy
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Get the Man mug.A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
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Get the Angry little man syndrome mug.A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.
"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"
"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*
"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*
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