I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

I wonder if I am being spyed on

I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

Someone: I wonder if I am being spyed on

Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

by i wonder if March 13, 2021

Tal-quirk-i-tehe

A small island where people of dark color eat the native growing watermelon and chicken. It's most famous for their gape juice waterfall where the residents of Tal-quirk-i-tehe drink from and bathe in.

I wonder if Tal-quirk-i-tehe would be a great place for a vacation? Nah there are way too many "Special residents" there so I couldn't possibly relax!

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Cognitive IED

An Improvised Epistemic Device, A linguistic trap that detonates in discourse disrupting rational flow.

That asshole, keeps dropping Cognitive IEDs, designed to put me off track, gets my thinking all over the place, and force my argumensts into a completely different direction.

by BudgieMuscle1 August 25, 2025

I lost my Metamask wallet

Update of my previous definition of this word :
The copypasta can bait about as many as 80 bots (often 50-60) to reply you + less than 20 likes (commonly 10-15).

Usage : You can use this to ratio anyone (minus Elon Musk & Donald Drumpf)
Warning : You'll likely to get your account banned if you keep pasting it on their accounts.

I lost my Metamask wallet, I lost my Instagram account, my Facebook account was hacked my meta wallet, crypto wallet was hacked. I lost my ETH and bitcoin. I need IPTV, I need my trust wallet, pay someone to write this essay.

by Shiine-1 March 11, 2025