counter shitted

When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.

Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."

Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"

Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"

by Fantastic KUHN December 17, 2013

eat shit 22

IT MEANS GET AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN, BECAUSE YOUR UPSETTING ME A LOT

YOU NEED TO GO VERY FAR AWAY FROM ME AND MAKE IT SOON BUDDY, SO EAT SHIT 22

by MOTHERGOOSE-918 December 21, 2013

biggest shit

when you say or do something that is not really a big deal; "to get over it"

Val: Omg have you seen Miley's Adore video?
Ellie: Yeah, what about it?
Val: She touches herself wayyyy too much.
Ellie: SO, she adores herself. Biggest shit.

by silencemenever December 26, 2013

banana shit sundae

An extremely undesirable, completely unpalatable option offered up as if it were a tasty, delectable treat. Effectively the dessert counterpart of a shit sandwich.

Man, that raw meat strawberry trifle is a total banana shit sundae.

by kelledin February 4, 2015

shit house chicken

a meth whore who uses outhouses to satisfy johns

Surrey has the best shit house chickens in the lower mainland

by The Durty Duk February 15, 2015

Shit

poop

Boy: did you just shit your pants

Girl: yes I did

by Mlabniouri## February 16, 2015

Betrayal Shit

When you go to fart, but you actually shit your pants.

Dammit Tim, whenever I laugh at your horrible jokes I get the betrayal shits.

by SUDONYMMUTHAFUCKA February 17, 2015