Leg One Out

Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.

AKA "L1o"

Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.

Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt

Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite

by GermanGoon January 13, 2025

passive crash out

When you have something to deal with that's worth crashing out, but you're calm enough not to; yet the crash out still happens internally.

(Made up two days ago)

You: "I failed the exam I studied 40 hours for, I'm about to crash out"
Bro: "let's have a 'passive crash out'

by klo&cori2 January 28, 2025

Side wallered out

Hey turn to use when you blow out your sidewall on your bicycle or motor vehicle.

I hit that curve of knock my "Side Wallered out."

by Mudd Pack February 2, 2025

Venezuelan Make-Out

Making out naked in a car and getting arrested by a Venezuelan cop.

Oscar got arrested while performing the Venezuelan Make-Out after the Quinces.

by chicanery1173 February 16, 2025

National Slime out your hb day

February 26th is National Slime out your hb day

“It’s Feb 26th, which is National Slime out your hb day. I need to slime out chanti.”

by vljorgelv February 25, 2025

arctic chill out

when a man puts his underwear on backwards, bends over, pulls his scrotum throw the penis hole and sprays it with a cold can of air freshener

My gurl ca.e over over last night amd gave me an arctic chill out

by the t3 February 28, 2025

Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out (lose your shit) but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.

Person A: Did you hear Jessie punched Sam in the Jaw, shot her, and then stomped on her face?

Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!

Person A: Yeah i think so.

Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.

by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025