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The greatest comeback of all time. Used either to answer a question you feel you don't have to answer, to answer a question you don't know, or to piss someone off.
Person 1: Dude, what's up with the look on your face?
Person 2: Oh, I just looked at YOUR FACE!
Person 1: Dude, your a bitch
Person 2: So is YOUR FACE!
Person 1: All I wanted to know is where you got those chips from
Person 2: I got them from YOUR FACE!
your face by hoplesslyinlove December 2, 2010

Your Actin Mad Drake

Acting mad Gay, Having an orgasam while talking about another man. If you are acting Mad Drake you probably are talking as if you have a dick in your ass.
Bill: "You look pretty good my dude"

John: "Bro Your Actin Mad Drake right now"

Your gerbil genderfluid

The absolute be all end all roast. No man is able to recover from it, sometimes it even hurts more than one person at a time.
Dude1:your mom gay
Dude2:your dad lesbian
Dude1your grandpap a trap
Dude2:oh yeah, your gerbil genderfluid

Dude1: *melts

Your Grandpap a Trap 

An insult deriving from “your mom gay” and “ur granny tranny”. It is the ultimate insult towards someone’s grandpa, literally means that your grandpa is a female with a dick. *Important to note the comeback “no u” has no effect on this insult.
Billy: “Your mom gay lol!”
Thomas: “Your Grandpap a trap
Billy: Damn! *drops dead from 3rd degree burns*

Your cousin a muslim 

The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.
billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "

billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"

Your life 

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Your life: This word doesn't exist