Stirring Worms

it's like when you're out puttering around in the yard and you're doing something but you're really not doing anything but you're still getting a little bit accomplished

when your friend asks you what you did on a half lady Sunday you said oh I was just stirring worms

by Rusty and Busti December 16, 2025

Internet Wormhole

Internet Wormhole: A digital deep dive that starts with something as simple as watching a music video and spirals into an endless journey through the internet. As you tumble deeper, you might end up learning the meaning of life, finding random products you never intended to buy, and losing track of time and space, only to resurface hours later with a whole new collection of internet discoveries.

Lee: Bruv I finished work at midnight the other night Proper knackered, had a few beers, as. You do went online next thing know, it’s 8 in the morning, and I've find out the meaning of life LOL I can't remember ordering a new top of the range washing machine to bruv LOL.
Frank: Shut up bruv a washing machine without even remembering it? LOL bruv.
Lee: Yeah bruv the mrs went mental when it showed up on the doorstep bruv LOL.
Frank: I think you went down a internet wormhole! bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 7, 2026

Off the worm

OR off the wyrm; a reality check. Getting back to work after slacking or spacing out.

Referencing the tequila worm. As in you aren't drunk any more and have a hangover but have to get to work anyway.

After Summer I'm off the worm. Mom says I gotta get a job.

by rewolf7 July 8, 2014

The Book Worm

To cut a hole through a book with large girth, then insert your penis into it and go to town.

Yesterday I went to the library and saw two guys doing The Book Worm.

by The T.V Dinner May 20, 2015

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm from the penis

"Why are you taking so long?"
"Give me few more minutes as I sperm the worm!"

by Hoodies on the beach April 8, 2016

Slam the worm

Intercourse where the girl is On top. Slamming the worm is when the penis comes out of the vagina and the girl lands on it. Damage is caused.

Carl: I was Fuckin ali yesterday and she got too excited and slam the worm.

Frank: man that sucks. Maybe you should have a bigger D.

by C-ram April 26, 2016

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate semen from the penis.

The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.

by Hoodies on the beach July 11, 2016