When the husband grows a beard while the wife is on her period since she is super sensitive and doesn’t want him near her.
Guy 1: Growing a beard I see?
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard
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Get the Pike's Beard mug.A specific sub-mentality commonly preached by the Bearded Blevins Bearded gang. This mentality is one sought after, developed, and fostered through countless trials and hardships. It can only be attained by the few. Traits commonly seen in individuals with the Bearded Mentality includes, but is not limited to: a passion for bourbon, performing great feats of escape, 360 no scope sniper kills, beards, and the ability to smoke meats to perfection.
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