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Period Beard

When the husband grows a beard while the wife is on her period since she is super sensitive and doesn’t want him near her.
Guy 1: Growing a beard I see?
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard
by ScubaSteve87 December 5, 2018
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beard velcro

When two men embrace each other and rub their manly beards together in some fashion.
Haven't seen you in a long time dude! Come give me some beard velcro!
by denvergeekery June 24, 2014
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Pike's Beard

of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme.
Holy shit! Did you see that new Marvel movie? It's the Pike's Beard!
by JerBearforJay December 17, 2021
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Bearded Mentality

A specific sub-mentality commonly preached by the Bearded Blevins Bearded gang. This mentality is one sought after, developed, and fostered through countless trials and hardships. It can only be attained by the few. Traits commonly seen in individuals with the Bearded Mentality includes, but is not limited to: a passion for bourbon, performing great feats of escape, 360 no scope sniper kills, beards, and the ability to smoke meats to perfection.
Pleb: "How did you do that?!?"
Bearded: "Its all about developing that Bearded Mentality, brother".
by OfficialJD July 21, 2022
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Beard-angst

The emotion experienced at the tipping point between not shaving and growing a beard. This angst is most commonly bought on by the dread of knowing that the time spent maintaining said beard will eventually exceed the time commonly spent shaving. Beard-angst is often exacerbated by 'Beard Envy'.
"Man I can feel the Beard-angst coming on"!
"Mate, stop being a Beardo".
by jamaicascreem October 24, 2012
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Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.
Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.
by Chillosophy October 4, 2017
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Gavin Paul Beard

He is a slurpie and calls Lainey mommy. He’s my daddy.
Lainey: Gavin Paul Beard you’re my daddy
Gavin: ok mommy
by Zaddy 4567123 February 10, 2024
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