Whaled

When you match with a cute and seemingly slim girl on a dating app, invite her over to you place and it turns out that that she is severely overweight

Erlend matched with a “slim” girl on tinder, turned out see was as tall as she was wide. Erlend got whaled.

by Mørt August 6, 2021

o whale

To be super cool about something

Boy 1: o whale! Did you see that hot girl!
Boy 2: you mean Alexandra! Yeah she’s super cool

by W1938 November 21, 2017

Lazy whale

Someone who doesn't even try when making out or when having sex.

"That lazy whale wouldn't even go down on me, girl!"

by Rawkel September 16, 2018

snow whale

A white guy that dates a black girl normally he's ugly or undetermined

Have you ever seen a snow whale

by Findtherealdeal November 26, 2015

ghost whales

A whale that had died and then turned into ghost which is now a Ghost Whale.

*whale documentary is playing. Then shows whales bones*
Girl: if the whales bones haven't been burned then doesn't that mean that they turned into ghost whales?
Other Girl: Wtf are Ghost whales?
Girl: whales that are ghost.. duh
Other girl: Gurl, stop it.

by Ghost Whales November 20, 2017

Roll the whale

While having Sex with a Morbidly Obese Woman, you roll her over to give it a try on the other side.

"I was trying to pump a fat chick last night, however her belly fat was a problem, so I decided to, "Roll the Whale"".

fat Chicks, Doggy Style, Other Side, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch

by Sturtz March 9, 2014

emo big whale

ella

ella is such an emo big whale.

by Bigballs567 June 29, 2021