Soapy Turtle 

The first bowel movement taken after being the recipient of anal sex that resulted in anal climax

I went though half a roll of toilet paper after that soapy turtle.

Soapy Turtle by PyMann September 30, 2020

fat turtle ass 

nice sexy /juicy

that one fat turtle ass

fat turtle ass by willy scott November 19, 2020

My Turtle Harold

he is a turtle named harold

Have you seen my turtle Harold

My Turtle Harold by Superpenguin226 December 20, 2020

Homosexual Turtle 

A college-aged, Caucasian male individual with an overtly long neck and deep-throating skills made for sucking dick. He has yet to come out of his shell completely.

Taylor: You should go out with Blake M...
Me: I can’t, you know he’s a Homosexual Turtle!

Homosexual Turtle by Trumpette.xxx May 6, 2021

leftover turtle motor 

It’s the turtle left behind. But he’s fast and fightsy and will double as your trolling motor if you are nice

I don’t know how we would’ve got home without that leftover turtle motor

leftover turtle motor by Thatdumblonde August 30, 2021

The Turtle's Kiss

When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.

Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"

The Turtle's Kiss by Souper Rare April 28, 2022

Lucky the Lag Turtle 

The cause of copious amounts of lag and anger while playing video games

"Are you serious!? I just domed that guy 4 times! Lucky the lag turtle is shitting on my house right now."

or

"What!? How did I get in this rock? Lucky the lag turtle's a cold mistress"

Lucky the Lag Turtle by VerbleAbuse January 14, 2010