titty fucked

to be screwed over in a massive way.
There is no real action invovled, merley a saying.

"oh no I don't have any eggs to make an omlette"
"well, I guess you're titty fucked then."

by love, ae November 4, 2008

Titty-Swagging

Drunk female who is not concerned about her mammary glands coming out of her dress.

Yo that bitch Michelle had a nipple ring, everyone saw it when she was titty-swagging at the party last night.

by dirty-jatt October 19, 2011

titties with jelly

When you spread jelly all over titties and eat the jelly!

I slept with my girlfriend and for breakfast in the morning I had titties with jelly.

by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmjelly November 1, 2013

titty teabagging

When a woman drapes her boobs over a guy's face.

Female version of teabagging, but with titties instead of balls.

My male coworker was leaning back in his chair and our female customer walked up to him, took her breasts out of her top and laid them over his face. I think he was in shock from the titty teabagging he got. <true story>

by FunGal_in_SoCal March 20, 2011

Orangutan Titties

Excessively droopy breasts that are so deflated the nipples point vertically south, instead of horizontally.

She's got orangutan titties. I don't trust nipples that won't look me in the eyes.

by xThunderKuntx May 30, 2016

Titty totter

when playing hearts, getting stuck with the queen of spades, and getting shit on with more hearts, all being done by a cackling prick

Rich - "that was such a titty totter"

by Johnny Blowme February 5, 2009

Titty Whomp

An open handed slap to a woman's breasts.

-Man, this woman's getting on my nerves! She deserves a Titty Whomp!

Did you see that Worst Wedding DJ EVER! Video? He totally Titty Whomped that woman!

by thisguyfosho March 6, 2011