titty fucked

to be screwed over in a massive way.
There is no real action invovled, merley a saying.

"oh no I don't have any eggs to make an omlette"
"well, I guess you're titty fucked then."

by love, ae November 4, 2008

titty garden

Two or more breasts in one place.

Girl #1: Let's have a sleepover!
Girl #2: Is it just us girls?
Girl #1: Yes, why?
Girl #2: OMG, it's going to be such a titty garden!

by Emperor's Groove June 11, 2011

gecko titties

Refers to the natural direction that the tit and nipple face when hanging or sloughed in a bra. Ultimately the titties will face opposite directions, as to resemble the independent eye movement of the gecko. This is not a birth or development defect but simply a result of three primary factors: 1)Obesity coupled with little to no exercise or 2) age or 3)many years of "hard livin".

To date, census reports indicate that the highest concentration of "gecko tittied" females are found in the midwestern states.

Whoa, take a look at that bitch, those nips are all over the place! Been awhile since I've seen a good pair of gecko titties.

by zachoff January 7, 2011

Orangutan Titties

Excessively droopy breasts that are so deflated the nipples point vertically south, instead of horizontally.

She's got orangutan titties. I don't trust nipples that won't look me in the eyes.

by xThunderKuntx May 30, 2016

Titty totter

when playing hearts, getting stuck with the queen of spades, and getting shit on with more hearts, all being done by a cackling prick

Rich - "that was such a titty totter"

by Johnny Blowme February 5, 2009

purty titties

Mountainous views which resemble titties. Attractive bulges of land, erupting out of sometimes flat land, or sometimes bumpy land. Bumpy land can certainly be consider purty titties too.

Commonly used amongst folks in West Virginiatucky.

White trash slang for some fuckin mountains.

Holy shit, those mountains sure do look like some purty titties.

Them mountains have the purtiest titties in West Virginia.

Look Ma, see them big purty titties up there?

by teeeea December 9, 2012

Titty Twist

The grasping and twisting action of the thumb and index fingers on another persons nipple, to inflict pain.

Dean gave Jordan a titty twist yesterday.

by T-Bag 1994 February 23, 2014