hard as pie

when a penis is erect, it is hard as pie.

When I saw that hot girl, my dick got "hard as pie"

by !!!!! May 10, 2007

chess pie

When a man ejaculates on a girl's breasts as the result of placing his penis between them while she sqeezes them tightly, engulfing his scrotum and penis at the same time in a combination of body movements.

"A fuckin' chess pie."

by Va;lentineTitty July 16, 2006

penus pie

a penus inside of a pie, penus standing for penis

I love putting my penus in the pie.. mom, "Oh noe! that pie is called a penus pie now!!!"

by Travis the dizzle June 15, 2006

pootang pie

A slang word for sex

Damn i'm horny for some pootang pie!

by Loz October 29, 2003

pie

All round eejit, or fud.

"Dave was acting like a complete pie tonight"

by Sandra Dundas April 9, 2004

american pie

Dumb movie that everyone thinks is funny.

by Cracker August 22, 2003

cutey pie

A cutey pie is a quarter pound of something and by something it is usually marijuana.

Guy 1: Hey, you go to the northside and stock up yet?

Guy 2: Yea, I got a whole cutey pie.

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 27, 2006