Quantum non-binary

A human can be in either state (male or female) until it is observed.

Jenny was in its quantum non-binary state unknown to others until Jenny was measured . Turns out Jenny has a quantum penis now.

by Redman May 12, 2024

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non-grammarfluid

Non-grammarfluid refers to usage according to long-established grammatical norms with the simple aim of intelligible discourse. It is not a political statement. It does not deny the special personhood of special persons but does distinguish 'them' from 'they.'

A: My partner says we employ too many staff.

B: How many are they?
A: They are one. They are my partner.
B: I meant the staff. I'm sorry, I'm non-grammarfluid. My special personhood requires numerical specificity.

by lexicali slim October 15, 2020

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Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

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Non-Responder

A non-responder is an individual that you attempt to contact but he does not respond.

I tried to contact them but they don't respond. Therefore he's a Non-Responder.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

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non-feminist art major

That one girl that nobody knew and thought was weird. You started talking to her, she has a full understanding of sarcastic comedy, sorta cute, good fashion sense, but lazy. You were friends with her for too long so she doesn't take any advances seriously, even though she's never had a boyfriend.

Damn, I wish I was with that non-feminist art major right now, we'd be laughing and drinking a nice glass of white wine while discussing what would happen if an aborted fetus were put into a blender.

by JigglyPuffinYourMom August 11, 2015

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