Wannabe French Hipsters

People ages 14 and up who live in Los Angeles who listen to Yelle, wear berets and thinly striped shirts (usually black paired with another color), and have a large collection of flat, ankle-high, lace up boots. They also tend to write or say the word "tres" in front of every adjective.

Wannabe French Hipsters can be found at your local Farmer's Market and lurking in some dive bars. Also usually at trendy cafes eating a croissant and drinking black coffee.

by couturachic January 11, 2009

Wave the French Flag

Euphemism meaning to surrender

"I was going to challenge this in court, but I've decided to just wave the French flag and pay the parking ticket fine."

by fibonacci112358 February 22, 2023

french toast bosswich

two french toast slices of love with bananna slabs in the middle,strawberry droppings on top. powdered sugar and one scoop of vanilla ice cream.

french toast bosswich...get the fuck off me.

by j roc smoov March 5, 2009

French Freckle Garying

The act of squatting whilst naked, spreading your cheeks, and kissing someone with your anus.

Billy was notorious for his French Freckle Garying.

by Bucky6217 June 30, 2017

Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.

My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!

by Slimcady August 1, 2022

French-eskimo kiss

An Eskimo kiss preceded by the licking of a nose.

Do you want me to French-Eskimo kiss you?

by Deathesquire August 22, 2023

French Hiker Syndrome

A Natural occurring phenomenon where a French person taking part in any semi-strenuous activity will complain within minutes of the activity's starting, often during hikes.
Known remedies include : resting, cheese, and giving up.
Not to be confused with french cries

Pierre : My legs hurt, who chose this hike ?!
Moira : I think Pierre is coming down with a case of French Hiker Syndrome again

by ricardo_vic March 21, 2021