tossin the biscuits

jacking off, to masterbate, to play with yourself

hey man, heard he got caught tossin the biscuits!

by sookiejane July 3, 2012

biscuit quepher

a sound from under the breakfast table.

what is that biscuit quepher im smelling??

by Paul Cottrell February 4, 2009

Woofy Biscuit

Slang for a nicely shaved or trimmed vagina; Biscuit implies it's a tasty one.

"Hey bro I gotta go, I got some woofy biscuit waiting at home for me!"

by SailorSurprise October 11, 2008

Dick Biscuit

A guy who has a stale personality and only seems mildy interesting when horny. Even after pics and a heated convo a dick biscuit will leave you feeling awkward and disappointed.

"Jack is such a dick biscuit, he me at 10:30 every night asking if I wanna hookup in his Pruis"

by Hunter from Hereford February 9, 2015

Baking A Biscuit

The act of getting a biscuit (see biscuit) very stupid high on marijuana causing there poor biscuit mind to panick a way of hazing your local biscuits

Yo Andy is coming by

Looks like we baking a biscuit today boy he ain't ready lol

Yup

Andy: hey fellas im sure glad to see ya hows it going best buds

Yo smoke this weed biscuit

Andy: well...gee wiz fellas im not sure my parents would approve

Dont be a bitch biscuit you wanna hang or nah

Andy: well if it puts me over with the fellas aw heck why not

(10 minutes later)

Andy: oh lordy fellas..oh my...im ..whoo ...im think im dying...oh gee ...i cant breath..am i breathing...i don't like this one bit no sir ...is it ever going to stop ..dear lord what have i done ..(sobs uncontrollably)

(High five)

Thats a deep fried baked biscuit lmao

Word hes toasted poor dude lol take ya ass home biscuit

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

Dry Biscuits

That sounds like a strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

narc biscuit

to inform an authority figure of illicit behavior. refers to narcotics agents, as often related to drug use.

"Dude, how'd you get pinched?"
"Fuckin Jake was throwin narc biscuits"

by RustbeltLingua January 9, 2009