meth shark

A person who, usually when called to the bench by the judge after failing a drug test, pretends to collapse with an ailment in the audience seating to such an extent that only one's bent elbow is visible above said seating, giving the appearance of a "fin".

I saw a meth shark today in the courtroom.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.

by einaphets April 23, 2022

river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food

I almost died from a river shark last night!

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017

Ultimate Shark Pog

Rainbow Shark Pog, it means epic, but more excited.

That Shark is doing The Ultimate Shark Pog

by Sjarlyewd July 16, 2022

Shark Boobies

my new number which is 18 million over 18088 million

Guambo: what is 18 million over 18088 million
SchmimboGimbo: Shark Boobies

by Guabis April 24, 2022

Cocaine Shark

Cocaine Shark is an honor of the movie "Cocaine Bear", but has a 1.9 rating.

Person 1: Do you want to watch cocaine shark?

Person 2: It's terrible.

by I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY April 04, 2024

Jeff the land shark

Satans number 1 soldier (unless he’s on my team)

“FUCK THEY HAVE A Jeff the land shark”

by Toji? December 12, 2024

Jeff the land shark

This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.

And fuck this stupid ass shark

Jeff the land shark is a menace.

by W1zard_916 January 17, 2025