hand raiser

Annoying person, usually completely socially inept who can not, for the absolute life of them, keep their damn hands down in class. Usually ends in a hatred for that person.
These folk take up precious time and neurons. A detriment to society in general.

End of class is nearing.....
Prof: So "extremely simple concept, summarized in a simple, straight-forward fasion" --What Hank?

Hand raiser Hank: Well, do you actually mean "Reiteration of simple concept, repeated backverbatim , but with an emphasis at end of statement signifying a question"

Prof: Umm, yeah, thats it.

Class: Shut the FUCK UP! Keep your fuckig hand down in Lecture, No One Cares.

A mob ensues.....

by -Ren- December 13, 2008

Thalidomide Hand

The Thalidomide Hand is obtained when two lovers embrace side-by-side in bed, and one of them has their hand emerging from under their body. It resembles a common deformity from the early 60s caused by the use of the drug Thalidomide.

"When Lauren and I started making out in bed, she had rolled over onto her right arm and got the Thalidomide hand."

by Rick Deckard January 6, 2010

RANDY HAND

WHEN YOU STICK YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR SWEATY ASS CRACK THEN SHAKE SOMEBODY'S HAND

MY BOSS WAS BEING A JERK SO I GAVE HIM A RANDY HAND BEFORE HE AT LUNCH

by TWO PAT SHAKUR October 16, 2008

txt-hand

a method of rapid typing and communicating by means of abbreviations and symbols, used esp. for SMS messaging/texting.

txt-hand sample:
SUP QT? RU doin NEthng 2nite? FYI, EVRY1 goin 2 D PRT. CUL8R.

txt-hand translation:
What's up cutie? Are you doing anything tonight? For your information, everyone is going to the party. See you later.

by Michael C. Anglin October 4, 2007

Pussy Hands

When you're fingering/fisting your girlfriend so many times or for so long that the skin on your hands becomes pruned from the juices, as if you were in a hot tub for too long.

Person 1: Damn, I had my hands in her for so long they got pruny!

Person 2: Dude, you've got pussy hands!

by that guy with the camaro October 26, 2009

mr. hands

err what? a guy that got analled by a horse and died...duuude thats just some fucked up shit right there....he fucked an animal!! WTF

its people like mr. hands which is why aids exists

by vikrattlehead January 5, 2009

stone hands

A phrase used by football players that means you can't catch good.

I will be reciever I'm ill @ catching.

other guy: no fucking way you suck you hav like stone hands

by some polak September 22, 2004