Dirty Cheese

meeting someone in a videogame at a Sonoco then having them make love to your father while taping it. Painful.

I will go Dirty Cheese with my friend.

by Jojo ja jumpa June 18, 2008

Girl Cheese

Girl cheese is not to be mistaken for GRILLED cheese, a delicious treat made by placing a slice of cheese between two slices of bread and grilling.
That being said, Girl Cheese refers to the build-up of vaginal secretions in a girl's panties; this occurs if a pair of panties has been worn for more than two days in a row. After three, the stench becomes noticeable. After 5, the odor becomes unbearable and the lining of the underwear is white and stiff.

Girl Cheese can also be used as a nickname for pretty much any STD a female can have on/in her genitalia.

Dude, she may be hot but she's a whore. I heard she has a major case of Girl Cheese.

by Very Cool Story June 18, 2010

Fromunda Cheese

The substance found on the underside of the scotum, usually after profuse sweating, or after normal hygene activities have been halted for an extended amount of time. It is commonly slightly viscuous with a distinguishing stench.

Jerry scraped the fromunda cheese from his genitals and slathered a generous helping to Amys face.

by Nathan Maus October 14, 2005

scrotum cheese

the nasty, greasy, stinky build up from under your sweat-laden nutsaq. Also known as duck butter.

"I went in Johnny's room while he was sleeping, then I laid my dong on his face and rubbed my scrotum cheese under his nose"

by forevercha0s August 11, 2004

sack cheese

The filmy layer of film that builds up underneath a man's sweaty ball sack. In French: fromage du sac

See also: Sack cheese scraper

At Beth's house warming she served one of the finest, creamiest most aromatic sack cheeses I've ever had!

by Willy B. Jackenoff January 24, 2004

penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasn't been cleaned for a while.

by Brad Walsh January 21, 2003

cream cheese

Something that is used to spread on your partner's body during sex. Popularized by getting stuck in a girls braces, it was coined by a couple who are mentally retarded.

Girl: I'll get Randall over here and spread cream cheese all over me!
Guy: Oh hell no, thats my job!

by Anjew123 March 29, 2009