Beach Fart

When you’ve eaten nothing but seafood and shoot sand from your crack.

“I feel something brewing, must be a wicked case of the beach farts.”

by Fart The Ripper November 11, 2025

West Wittering Beach

West Wittering beach is A Lovely non Rocky beach on the south coast of England near Chichester and Hayling Island it is known for half-naked Fat middle age men who might need a Stella Artois. It's brother East Wittering Beach is a rocky beach that no one else wants to go to (its also near Chichester and Hayling Island) it's in west Sussex and was recently closed for a weekend for no fucking reason

Hey mate wanna go to East Wittering Beach ''No wanker I wanna go to West Wittering beach''.

by Thebestbeachever July 26, 2022

Tillicum Beach

A spot near San Marine, Oregon, but also means something else such as the quickest organism ever experienced by a certain person on this site. (me)
First, read some raunchy definitions on this site.
Then, start a warm shower and get in, tub shower combo recommended.

Turn away from the shower head and lay down on the bottom of the shower.
Start choking the chicken upside down on your back and your feet will go cold, continue until Mt. St. Helens erupts.
Why am I Like this?

Hey Ryan I visited Tillicum Beach last night.
Wait Oregon is 400 miles away. OH DISGUSTING!

by notworthyofmanythings44632 February 15, 2021

Zegema Beach

The finest beach in the outer rim!

Rico: I've always wanted to go to Zegema Beach!

by Darth_Carolus June 9, 2025

kyle beach

A term used for one who needs to stop talking.

"Hey, this guy did something really awful to me."

"No one likes a snitch, kyle beach."

by Professor Nate April 27, 2024

Beach Bob

Reed “Antonyreedbrown” Ellis

These Beach Bobs aren’t even primitive yet.

by Sbsbbsdndn January 8, 2023

Beach Hut’d

A term used for overpaying for shitty food, specifically sandwiches overly dressed up with cream cheese and avacado.

I ordered a pastrami and once again I was Beach Hut’d.

by Talliwood December 9, 2018