Soggy biscuit

The result of sloppy anal sexual relations that ends with ejaculation inside the rectum.

Man you won’t believe what I did last night, my girl finally let me fuck her in the ass, and I left that bitch with a soggy biscuit

by Big Daddy XXL April 16, 2021

Baking A Biscuit

The act of getting a biscuit (see biscuit) very stupid high on marijuana causing there poor biscuit mind to panick a way of hazing your local biscuits

Yo Andy is coming by

Looks like we baking a biscuit today boy he ain't ready lol

Yup

Andy: hey fellas im sure glad to see ya hows it going best buds

Yo smoke this weed biscuit

Andy: well...gee wiz fellas im not sure my parents would approve

Dont be a bitch biscuit you wanna hang or nah

Andy: well if it puts me over with the fellas aw heck why not

(10 minutes later)

Andy: oh lordy fellas..oh my...im ..whoo ...im think im dying...oh gee ...i cant breath..am i breathing...i don't like this one bit no sir ...is it ever going to stop ..dear lord what have i done ..(sobs uncontrollably)

(High five)

Thats a deep fried baked biscuit lmao

Word hes toasted poor dude lol take ya ass home biscuit

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

Biscuit Heels

Where flakey but pure white heels

Dayyymmm look at shawtys biscuit heels

by XxXHeroXx April 1, 2021

biscuit burner

A tricked out, modified British vehicle, usually an overland vehicle (similar in concept to a rice burner - tricked out, modified Asian car), but with one possible difference (not always true). Usually, someone with money would spend the money on modifying such vehicles, whereas younger people will trick out their Asian cars any way they can afford. This can be applied to SUVs in general.

I don't believe this... Look at this! Look at this biscuit burner going by. You sure can't take that Range Rover anywhere off-road!

by Deaf Drummer August 20, 2010

the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

Dry Biscuits

That sounds like a strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

narc biscuit

to inform an authority figure of illicit behavior. refers to narcotics agents, as often related to drug use.

"Dude, how'd you get pinched?"
"Fuckin Jake was throwin narc biscuits"

by RustbeltLingua January 9, 2009