Water Hungry

It means thirsty idiots.

"Hey I'm really water hungry fatty can you get me some water?"

by hnjefhnwjmakerjmdwa July 2, 2020

Velocity Water

The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.

Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!

by Havana Manor/ Chef May 9, 2008

water masturbation

Water masturbation is a trick of masturbation used by women wherein she lets water fall or sprays water on her clit to pleasure herself. If you wanna try it make sure the temperature and pressure of the water is fine.

Britney: yesterday I fingered myself in the bathroom real good it was worth it!
Layla: Nah...I prefer water masturbation!

by clumsycottontail February 11, 2021

Water Princess

1. drunk bitch.

'The water princess puked everywhere last night. Man, I know how to pick the classy ones.'

by lwzcopter January 31, 2009

Watering the Fish

When one continues to comment on said joke after the jokes humor expired a while before

-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it

some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...

*Joke is made*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*

by anabananahammock August 23, 2011

turd water

Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.

Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water

by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021

paint water

what my hand seems to gravitate towards instead of my tea when I'm painting.

whoops! I drank some delicious paint water. time to go to the ER!

by 6699442200 June 28, 2020