Occurs when a female squats over a male's face to receive cunnilingus, then reaches between her legs, pulls a tampon out of her vagina, and menstruates on the man's face.
Bruno: Dude, how'd you get those red stains on your eye glasses, man?
James: Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she totally Red Wine Cork Surprised me! IT WAS LOVELY AND AMAZING.
James: Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she totally Red Wine Cork Surprised me! IT WAS LOVELY AND AMAZING.
by C Silent J October 21, 2010
It does one well to follow a Des Moines Surprise and a Topeka Destroyer with some nice Kansas Hard Lemonade.
by Ted Lynn Smith August 09, 2003
where one proceeds to perform cunnilingus upon a woman, with no knowledge of her apparent menstruation. the blood soaks into the persons face staining his or hers mouth red. This causes the appearance of a clown face.
that ho from the bar didn't tell me she was on her rag. i went down on that gravel pit and came up with a surprised clown face.
by stuball85 December 26, 2010
by Fat and stubid March 29, 2020
eating a plate of asparagus early in the day and while having sex later in the night piss in your partners mouth for a smelly surpise.
by jerry17 July 04, 2011
by snolaura October 11, 2009
After doing a girl doggy style, shit in your hand and in one quick motion SLAM IT DOWN HER F***ING THROUGHT SCREAMING "HOT FUDGE SURPRISE" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
Hey man, last night i gave my girl a hot fudge surprise
"Whats that?"
ITS WHEN I SHIT IN MY HAND AND RAM IT DOWN HER THROAT GOD DAMMIT
"Niccccce"
"Whats that?"
ITS WHEN I SHIT IN MY HAND AND RAM IT DOWN HER THROAT GOD DAMMIT
"Niccccce"
by Jonny Rocketfingers February 26, 2008