Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”

Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”

by Recarma69 April 30, 2023

syrian suicide toilet bomber

fatty luffi's exploding faeces after eating a dodgy kebab

syrian suicide toilet bomber cool

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

Suicide Hands

Suicide hands is when someone does something that makes you cringe

‘Hey, did you see what jason put on his story?’ ‘Yes, it gave me suicide hands’

by Brendon98 April 15, 2021

suicide

this word is used by 14 year old girls named emily for attention

emily: im so depressed im going to commit suicide Me: lol L bozo

by cristhian calero January 14, 2022

suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room

"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"

by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020

Suicide Yank

A person who Ties a rope to a heavy object, including they're neck, then yanking they're body forward as hard as possible to kill they're self

Random person: How did he commit suicide!?
Detective: Looks like he did a suicide Yank.

by OMGWOWHILYMOLY July 1, 2022

The "perfect" suicide

the "Perfect" Suicide meant to kill everyone who ever knew you; effectively erasing you from existence since no one would have proof of your existence. You would be literally *gone* from concept.

I'm gonna have fun with The "perfect" suicide

by Derpy_berger July 21, 2022