Lad Socks

A pair of socks which are midway between the ankle and knee to best define the calves of the wearer. The socks are most commonly worn for basketball or tennis.

Check out Josh's lad socks, they match his nautica hat so well.

by Distroyer April 19, 2011

Sock Meatballs

An work-place friendly way to tell someone to "suck your balls"

Boss: "Dave get back to your desk and do your job"

Dave: "Sock Meatballs"

Boss: *confused*

by Zimbobby June 11, 2010

weak socks

Socks that are lame, or not cool, typically worn by kasey.

Those are some weak socks

by BradPittttt0304 November 28, 2016

bird sock

A language that consists of the user rhyming most of his/her words.

Note: Usually used with some sort of foreign accent, while also making yourself look like a butt fluster (see article).

You shoved your BINGLY GINGLIES so far up my CHINGLY BONGLEDUDES I became aroused and got a massive SCHMIGGELDY SCHMORGAN.

-I love it when you speak bird sock.

by Insert meow sound December 10, 2012

sock stretcher

A girl with everything good but her cankles. An inverted butterface.

Ex., "You and your girl still together?"

"Nope. Had to end it cause she stretched out all my socks!"

"Classic sock stretcher!"

by Paulypoo November 20, 2014

Moist sock

When sombody ejaculates into a sock.

My mom found my moist sock behind my bed!

by Urban_Retard May 29, 2017

Sock head

A “sock head” is someone who wears a beanie very often, it’s rare to see them without a beanie.

Guy #1: What’s up with Michael and that stupid beanie?

Guy #2: C’mon man, you know he’s a sock head.

by Aple.pi3 February 1, 2021