Little Jimmy:guess what I learn a school today mommy
Mom: what honey?
Little jimmy: sodomy!
Mom:.......who, taught you that honey.....
Little jimmy: my gym teacher (a.k.a my boy Scott leader)
Mom: what did he teach you exactly?
Little jimmy: first you get down on your knees and then you place you mouth on
the man stiff lower arm an
suck, after a while you get rewarded with
milk!
Mom: oh dear god! No!