up the river

A term used for when someone kills themself by cutting vertically up their arm

What happened to that girl?

She took a trip up the river.

by dietcokegirl May 16, 2015

Riverting

When you work on ports so that you can afford a house.

It's ok... Riverting paid for my sweet crib.

by Cheeriodude May 9, 2018

riverton high school

it’s a racist school in the middle of the void

riverton high school promotes racism!!

by hi i’m david January 7, 2020

Rivertarian

A Rivertarian is an individual of great significance who respects the power of rivers. Rivers derived from a legendary moment in geography

Matt you are such a rivertarian, my slime. I do rate you g

by Crusty2savv August 21, 2020

RiverStix comics

A really really really really really cool, really really really really really hot webcomic thats better than all the others!

"RiverStix sucks!"
::SLAP::
"You sir, are an asshole"

by Davide Hagen January 21, 2004

river pits

Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.

Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."

by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009

Riversided

When you say jokes that aren't funny, die in rambo gear and get kicked from DA, jerk off so fast you split your foreskin, then get owned each and every time you attempt to re-intro. An all around act of epic failure.

"Ffs I got kicked for dying in rambo, now I cant get back in"
"Lol you got riversided"

by Dark Ascension March 28, 2008