Postpartum Queef

(VERB) - the centric force of the baby being pushed out of the vagina leads to air leaking into the womb and out leads a toot.

That Postpartum Queef almost threw me away

by PlanetaryLover December 5, 2023

keep the queef

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.

Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.

by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019

Communist Queef

A queef while a girl is on her period.

« She did a fat communist queef »

by KnightPug July 17, 2019

Queef cam

Usually when a human being/ object of choice takes a video of a queef in action. Videos could be taken either in slow motion, or normal speed. Filters are usually added to these bundles of joy.

"Oh my lord do you see that?! That man is taking a queef cam of the two adults doing the honkey tonk! Good golley how I love queef cams.They are my fetish. I must go now."

by Piercethedank_memes June 25, 2016

Queef

Basically farting, but out of the vagina, except it's not methane, it's just air trapped in the vagina, and only smells if the women's on her period or have an infection, so if you're woman's queef smells, don't have sex with her with her and if you already have, uuuh... Go to the doctors

Man: (has a massive fart)
Man: (laughs)
Woman: eww
Woman: (queefs)
Woman: (laughs)
Man: EWWW

Queefing is gay, farts are better

by Luvs2spewge February 25, 2022

Queef

In basic terms.... a vagina fart

A: eww did someone queef
B: maybe or maybe I farted

by Lolzorthedino August 21, 2015

Queef

The body’s dump valve (bov) where excess compressed air is released after turbo charged sex. It makes a sound that makes passers by roll their eyes.

Him: Did you just queef?

Her: um, I’d prefer you refer to it as my dump valve thanks!

by MissyMcD July 12, 2020