A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).
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He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'
by the54 January 30, 2014
Get the painting the drive mug.A word used to describe a girl who overly covers her face in makeup, with the intention of looking good, but ends up looking like Barbie or a clown.
Some common traits include overly drawn-on eyebrows, an overdose of lipstick, eye liner and eye shadow that looks like it took hours to do, and foundation that doesn't suit their skin tone.
Some common traits include overly drawn-on eyebrows, an overdose of lipstick, eye liner and eye shadow that looks like it took hours to do, and foundation that doesn't suit their skin tone.
That ratchet slut is painty.
by fableheart April 30, 2014
Get the Painty mug.Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"
by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014
Get the Painters high mug.Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"
by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014
Get the Painters high mug.When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.
Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!
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