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Peanut butter brain

To be tied, confused l, or in a daze
by Alec Nicks February 14, 2023
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Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.
Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023
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peanut pocket

the tiny pocket in women's athletic clothes, usually shorts who's purpose is to store peanuts for a mid workout snack.
Oh man I just love my peanut pocket in these lululemon shorts since I get hungry so easily.
by peanut_pocket_user April 6, 2025
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Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.
I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.
by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025
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Peanut Butter Throat Jam

When you're allergic to something, and you get your partner to coat their dick in the trigger, so that you give them the tightest blowjob possible.

Remember to keep your epi-pen close.

See also:
Anaphylactic Blowjob
The Epi-Pen Special
Death Grip Deluxe
Allergy Throatlock
PeaNUTbuster
Person 1: My girlfriend is freaky as fuck - she put peanut butter on my dick and gave me a blowjob
Person 2: Wait isn't she allergic to peanuts?
Person 1: yeah she gave me a Peanut Butter Throat Jam, good thing she had the epi pen ready
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Making peanut butter

Gay sex between 2 men. Usually after a bowel movement. (Because of the residue formed on the shaft of the pennis)
Can also be between 2 women while using sex toy.
Chris had relations with Tom after he took a dump without a shower. They are making peanut butter.
by sputsoreal April 20, 2025
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