Clown Time

Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face

"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"

by Golden Foot April 17, 2012

Lillard time

Derived from basketball player Damian Lillard, who was famous for his ability to suddenly go from 0 to 100. From that point one he would be unstoppable, hitting buzzer beaters and clutch threes... the list goes on. Tapping your wrist where a watch would be several times signifies lillard time. This is usually done after having a very good run in a sporting event or hitting a clutch shot in basketball specifically.

Oh my goodness, that shot was extraordinarily deep, how did it even go in? Wow, it is Lillard time.

by Gablabatoponus August 24, 2020

sketti time

whenever you see someone you don’t like walk in and you need to communicate to your friends that everyone should leave immediately

Jacqueline- “Ew C**s just walked in.”
Vivian- “omfg SKETTI TIME!”
Jac and viv- *immediately grab their things and run out, no questions asked*

by vivianteekel November 28, 2018

time bandits

A movie from the 1980s with Sean Connery and a lot of midgets. There's one scene where a boat capsizes and a line of midgets on beach chairs all fall in unison. A similar effect could be reached by throwing disproportionate ragdolls down a water slide.
This movie is pure madness.

Time bandits will keep you guessing if your not giving your full attention but is worth a couple hours of manic stoned laughter.

by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015

Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

Do time

To do time is to serve a prison sentence.

If I get caught then I ain't snitching, I can do time

by Corn-Sizzurp May 13, 2021

Sobaquito time

The action of putting your hands under someone else’s armpits with the objective of warming them up.

Example 1: *playing basketball* Grace: “My hands are freezing, I don’t have gloves. What do I do, mates?” David: “Sobaquito time!!!”

Example 2: *snowball fight* Kimestry: “I can’t feel my fingers. Does anyone have gloves?” Sam: “No, but...sobaquito time!!!”

by umpa98lumpa February 2, 2019