top cookies

The act of sniping the top corner in hockey. A shortened version of "top shelf, where grandma keeps the cookies".

I just sniped top cookies after a nice backhand toe dizzle.

by rekcil sinep April 14, 2009

Top Greta

The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.

"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"

by Gjord December 31, 2022

Top Pop

When your buttocks are clinched so tight that your fart escapes at the top of your ass crack causing a ticklish sensation.

My pants were so tight while I was sitting down in class that I experienced a Top Pop.

by Greg Brown The Third December 05, 2010

Top snipe

A person who can attract anyone they desire

You know I’m not tripping off her I’m top snipe.
You know you’re top snipe now why would I believe your loyal.

by Citygirlsup20000 December 19, 2021

top of mind

A phrase used when covering up obvious mental deficiencies of people in undeserved positions of power.

Reporter: So the president bombed Ukraine instead of Russia because Ukraine was top of mind?

Diversity Higher: That’s right, Ukraine was top of mind. I think the American people will understand when something is at top of mind.

by MyPseudonym September 29, 2022

Top Gun

The high vantage point all school shooters go to get the most kills.

Better put more security at Top Gun

by Mr.sirr August 11, 2020

Exiled On Top

Refers to the faction Exiled being on top. Exiled is the best faction to every exist, lead by Jaimo

Exiled on top

by callmefear November 07, 2018