Doing a John

Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.

1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.

Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.

by xWitt October 20, 2017

John Jones

THE SEXY-IST MAN ALIVE -Yako-li

That dude over there is a John Jones

by yako-li March 25, 2021

John West

Alternative version of west, may be shortened to John. Used around Manchester and the North-West of England.

That lad is absolutely John West.

by a_ev.ans May 3, 2019

John Kramer

Main antagonist in the SAW series who his baby died, tried to commit suicide but failed and got diagnosed with brain cancer
Also a cool chillass guy… who kills with awesome traps

Jigsaws real name is John Kramer

by SmashHitGamuh August 3, 2023

john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name

Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name“

by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018

The John Feeling

Extreme Anxiety, or Laziness.

Don’t want to go to class, have the John feeling rn.

by Cleveland! January 14, 2019

john cock

a real alpha chad that embraces masculinity. typically buff and rich and a REAL military man😈

person 1: did you hear that terry coaches the mighty shark dodgeball team?

person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!

by coachterryCHAD July 14, 2023