traffic grape jam

when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple

God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.

by trigger mikes March 30, 2010

Space Jam

A girl who is either a skeezer or does not know how to act right.

"That girl asked to make out with me in front of her grandparents. What a Space Jam."

by Anonymous5239192918131 December 21, 2007

Russian Log Jam

The art of pooping on one's vagina and then having sex with it, using the fecis as lubricant

"I had to take a shit, so i just Russian Log Jammed her."

by Blake Miniard October 16, 2008

Turkish Traffic Jam

when recieving anal secks, the girl takes a shit, creating a jam (it would help for the terd to be log-like for maximun effect)

When i was giving anal my ho decided to take a shit, which made a turkish traffic jam and it was difficult to thrust farther. I am sure that her O-Ring is busted.

by edward houssein July 11, 2008

baby neck jam

1. The accumulation of milk, food, lint or other non distinct matter between the rolly polly fat layers of a baby's neck.

2. A meal that is so unidentifyable and mushy that it is comparable to a baby's neck jam.

1. Eww, I need a baby wipe to clean out Lily's baby neck jam.

2. Gee, mom, what did you cook? Baby neck jam? I'm ordering a pizza.

In music: "Oh hot damn baby neck jam, keep on wiping it fast as I can..."

by Kimmah May 12, 2010

Ro Jam Bo

a game you play with more than 2 people to choose a person who does a certain task. You start off like rock paper scissors except you say "Ro Jam Bo" and you on "BO" you point your finger at who you want to do the task and whoever has the most fingers pointing at them has to do the task.

person #1:"So who is going to take out the trash?"
person #2"It should be you"
person #3"NO!"
person #1"There's only on way to settle this.. Ro Jam Bo"
All: "Ro Jam Bo"
person #1: Most of the fingers are pointing at you, you have to take out the trash"

by ThatKid0001 August 21, 2009

white boy jams

Music specifically designed for white people; music that white people love to listen to.

Jon: What's your favorite song?
Rick: I'm a fan of NSYNC.
Jon: Oh, so you like to listen to white boy jams?

by DoctorDont May 12, 2020