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used tampon

a disorganized, slutty, cruel, and mean penis
"I bed hop without mercy like a dirty little used tampon"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

ew
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
by chigman452 September 30, 2022
mugGet the I Used to Work in Chicagomug.

used tampon

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
by Pope X November 26, 2024
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no us

When you want to use "no u" but remember that you're a communist
Random person: u mom gay
Joeseph Stalin: No us
Random person: e x c u s e m e
*soviet anthem plays*
by the enormous yeet December 13, 2018
mugGet the no usmug.

Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us

Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.
by bbbasic October 18, 2020
mugGet the Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of usmug.

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