by the-all-giving August 30, 2022
Get the metaphor mountainmug. When Partner 1 force feeds Partner 2 enough moonshine for them to pass out, then Partner 1 inserts Partner 2’s smart phone into Partner 2’s ass while recording. The footage is then uploaded to Partner 2’s social media.
“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”
by ShaftCraft43 March 4, 2021
Get the Rocky Mountain Colonoscopymug. A health company in Logan and Mingo County West Virginia where the Director of Finance Mrs. Cook has a horrendous case of black nasty charred diseased smokers lungs 🫁 fighting left and right against a insidious nicotine addiction. Also seen smoking a cigarette at a drive thru at a local fast food restaurant parking lot close to a local Walmart.
Douglas: Do you know of anyone round these West Virginia redneck parts who has smokers lungs? I’m dying for a cigarette.
Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
by OrangeSoda75 November 19, 2023
Get the Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcaremug. Hugo Berg is a strange but smart creature. He tends to move around in Gullspång and he loves the smell of sweet sweet flowers. He doesen't take intrest in many things but the things he does take intrest in he tends to be really good at, one of these things is Sims where he spends his time building hoses and eating peanut butter. This creature is rarely seen because he usually spends his time curl up in his sex dungeon.
by ??????+ May 9, 2019
Get the Hugo Mountainmug. Mountain Dew is a beverage/energy drink owned Pepsi (idk why it's cwazy)
Mountain Dew HAS rizz and is normally associated with Indian Rizz because it's beautiful.
Anyone who drinks Mountain Dew has the tech support rizz.
Mountain Dew HAS rizz and is normally associated with Indian Rizz because it's beautiful.
Anyone who drinks Mountain Dew has the tech support rizz.
"Yo james, Raj drank Mountain Dew and rizzed up your damn mom!"
"WTF?"
"yeah he use Indian Rizz to tinga tinga her sussy parts."
"WTF?"
"yeah he use Indian Rizz to tinga tinga her sussy parts."
by TheCodingGamer March 19, 2024
Get the Mountain Dewmug. A bunch of pimples lined up on someones face that looks like the Himalayas. When someone has a mountain range means they probably sweat a lot during activities or don't shower at all.
Dude people might brag about climbing Mount Everest but they'll never climb that mountain range on Dustin's face.
by dbl07 December 21, 2016
Get the mountain rangemug. mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of
Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Hi my name is matthew and I like
mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.
Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.
Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
by Blu_leef January 28, 2024
Get the mountain dew and hot pocketsmug.