Melony

Used as a substitute to “Melody” to symbolize one’s likeness/fondness/affection towards said melody.

That song had an amazing melony!

by UD moderation team December 7, 2024

Melonbreath

An African-American person.

person 1: da gum dit bix nood muffugga.
person 2 (in his head): I have no idea what this Melonbreath is saying.

by chucksfurniture&skincareproduc August 25, 2025

melonhead

Some bald twat who thinks he's the shit but he's really just a complete copout of a bloke who looks like a potato smiley and feels he needs to maximise his physical strength and absolutely shag his presence of emotion to death just to feel worthy.

As a melonhead, I truly believe I'm the smartest person on this fucking planet.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

melonwad

the wad from out my melonious balls. a cum shot so big that it had to have came from melon size testicles. BALLS.

man I gave her that fucking melonwad, now I can't even see her face she was covered in my man gravy

by Bobby D. Booter December 2, 2025

Dusty Melons

Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years

Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention

My god if you dont get some action soon you will end up like dusty melons next door

by crispy minge August 29, 2010

skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers

Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.

by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016

LkG Meloni

The worst and most toxic Leauge of Legends Player the world has ever seen. He is even so toxic, that he surpassed Tyler1 and got perma-banned two times. He flames teammates and ints (runs it down) all day long. He is known for beeing racist, especially hating blacks and mexicans, and also famous for his Tear of the Godess GP only. He was featured several times (e.g. on the youtube channel TNC Whisper) and is supposed to be currently IP blocked. Nevertheless he somehow managed to create and account and is currently named HashtagUnbanT1. Still beeing a student, he usually stays home due to some illness (or what he calls it).

"Is your friend ill?""No, he is just doing the LkG Meloni."
"Pls report him, he is meloniing all game long."

by Nibbaloni February 12, 2018