meat violin 

my dick

gonna stroke my meat violin and then go to sleep

meat violin by MeatViolin69 May 2, 2014

meat flag

Slag for penis.

As in "dude, stow your meat flag, this is a public place!" Or "I'm going to be planting my meat flag on her moon tonight, if you know what I mean"

meat flag by V-Nance June 12, 2014

Meat Stabber 

1. Noun referring to a fast food restaurant manager when he/she has to "stab" the meat with a digital thermometer to ensure the meat is fully cooked.

2. A digital thermometer with a needle tip, used to take the temperature of cooked meat.

3. A man who has sex.

That meat stabber checked the meat. After work, he stabbed his girlfriend's meat.

Meat Stabber by Enigmanic September 11, 2014

meat crust 

Meat crust is when the outside of any type of meat is cooked/fried/broiled black to form a crust/layer of blackened meat on only the outside

Jimmy yelled at the cook in the restaurant, "MY MEAT HAS MEAT CRUST ON IT!!"

meat crust by TheJetBlackRaven April 10, 2015

meat trench 

Another term for vagina. Similar to ham wallet or oyster ditch.

I ate her meat trench last night and it got her off.

meat trench by Foxtrotuniform223 May 13, 2015

Meat Paste 

Usually means some sort of horrid spread, made of beef.. And fat and jelly. That you might spread on an Oven Bottom...

"Here, I'll make you some meat paste butties to take with you"

Meat Paste by Hevski June 4, 2015

meat vapor 

The nasal sensation of having meat close to your face

I was just over Robert's and his meat vapor was amazing

meat vapor by urbanbazar June 6, 2015