Miranda Math

Austin gives Miranda chocolate.

Miranda spills chocolate on herself.

It’s Austin’s fault.

That’s Miranda math

by Crackkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeddddddd May 9, 2024

Miranda Math

If Austin gives Miranda chocolate & Miranda spills it on herself…it’s Austin’s fault

That’s Miranda math

by Crackkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeddddddd May 9, 2024

Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.

Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.

by TheJoker763 May 9, 2024

Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.

The IRS lost over 1 trillion dollars out of some bunk ass storm math.

by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024

Huberman math

When your math is dubious

"hey Andrew, what do you reckon odds are of heads if I flip this coin 3 times"
"well, it's 50% heads each time, and 50 x 3, so there's a 150% chance of heads"
"nahh bro, I don't think so, that's some Huberman math"

by AntyBs May 29, 2024

Harm math

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.

person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.

by girllnexttdoorr June 3, 2024

yoko math

Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono

Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math

by garbagebread June 11, 2024