Your mom

Fat

"your mom fat"
"no bully"

by grandma lily March 23, 2020

Your Mom

Fat Ugly

your mom.

by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020

Soccer Mom

If you see her, run. If you talk to her, run. If her kid attacks you, expect to be in court. Just stay away from this beast of burden.

''C'mon Dorothy time for soccer practice!''
''Hey mom your a soccer mom''
''Yeah i know.''
''Cool.''
''Karen.''
'EXCUSE ME SWEETY , IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER IM GOING TO TALK TO THE MANAGER ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE MISS.''

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Ur mom

About 99.9% of a middle schooler’s vocabulary.

Person 1: What’s for lunch today?

Person 2: Ur mom

by probablygaylol July 8, 2022

Tanners Mom

the hottest milf on planet earth, with the biggest bunda and bazongas you could ever imagine, although Her pussy cuck son cant deny the statement that his mom is bukkake worthy.

Tanner- "guys my mom isnt hot stop its hurting my liitle cuck feelings"
Logan- "shut your cum covered mouth you little scrawny cunt and tell me Tanners Mom's phone number"

by Tanners moms secret admirerere June 16, 2022

Ur mom

"ur mom", typically used in memeing, is a horrible way to roast ur friends.

Me: Hey, whats the maths answer for question 8?
You: Ur mom.

by 3qn August 10, 2022

Noyu’s mom

A Noyu’s mom is the ultimate milf.

Friend: “did you see that Noyu’s mom”

by Lettuceluver August 28, 2022