Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

land of aquarius

The Land of Aquarius is a website that talks about nearly every aspect of the Universe. It then shows how to use that knowledge to help yourself out on this planet.

The Land of Aquarius talks about a mixture of quantum science and ancient knowledge. The laws of Quantum physics and ancient knowledge tell us that the world is actually an illusion. Since it is an illusion, we can create any reality we wish to see just by changing our thoughts about it.

by ConcernedCitizenoftheGalaxy May 6, 2011

land shark

A word often used to describe dangerous dog breeds such as Bullterriers (Pitbull, Stafford) and Mastiffs (Rottweiler, Dogo Argentino, Boerboel) because they tend to have large jaws, sharp teeth and muscular bodies, which goes with the ability to severely injure and kill other humans and animals.

"My crappy neighbour recently bought an American Pitbull Terrier, the jaw was so huge that it reminded me of some kind of land shark. I heard they kill more people than all other breeds combined!"

by Notyourmother123 May 10, 2020

3D Land

The game home to the overworld theme that you interrupt every other song with -Toad: Commander of Plasti Dip

3D Land is very plasti.

by Dishwasher age February 1, 2018

the land of Nod

A slumbering condition.

Exhausted after a long day, I drifted off to the land of Nod as soon as my head hit the pillow.

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.

Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise January 18, 2023

land of the fee

Land of the Fee, is a play on the United States motto 'Land of the Free' implying you are not free in the United States without the payment of various fees.

The United States added the letter R to 'Fee' as they could never release their Hard-R roots.

Trump: We live in the Land of the Free!

Sigma: Actually, it's Land of the Fee.

by Joshua_1234 March 19, 2024