The World Just Don't Spin Like That 

Things simply do not work that way; not the way life goes.

"I wish Welch's Fruit Snacks had a reasonable amount of snacks in the pouches"

"Yeah, that's too bad man, The World Just Don't Spin Like That."

The World Just Don't Spin Like That by Trash Bees April 2, 2022

I'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive

That cartman says when he is asked if he is sure.
episode 1201

Butters:Are you sure we should be doing this?
Cartman:Butters, i'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive!
Butters: OH well i guess thats true..

I'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive by Samanthaa* April 19, 2008

wow just wow 

overused expression of exclamation

That's unbelievable. wow just wow

wow just wow by Jim9870 January 18, 2009

You just did a Foxhound 

This saying comes from ancient monks just before going out to slaughter some insolent people. Before the monks would leave they would say "be right back" in such a way it would imply they would be back in a few minutes but in actual fact they would be out for hours.

12:58 - Ancient Monk: gonna brb
12:58 - Ancient Ninja: kk
Ancient Monk is now Offline.
Ancient Monk is now Online.
21:40 - Ancient Ninja: Welcome back?
21:40 - Ancient Monk: Aye
21:40 - Ancient Monk: ;D
21:40 - Ancient Ninja: You just did a Foxhound

You just did a Foxhound by Ancient Ninja August 21, 2010

That's just her face

When someone looks perpetually angry or bitchy or insert other negative adjective here, but it's really just their face. When you meet them later, you realize they are a nice person, but the first impression is that they've got a stick up their ass.

Person 1: Have you seen Josie today? She was mugging me in the hallway.
Person 2: Aw, no, don't take it personally. That's just her face.

James: Did you see Henry today? He looks so stoned.
Timothy: Oh, no that's just his face.

Jim: Do you know who Jenny is?
Bob: Yeah, she seems like such a bitch.
Jim: Oh, well I talked to her today and she actually is really nice. That's just her face.

That's just her face by Sheepy1234567 April 27, 2009

but that's just my opinion 

"I know it's bigoted, ill-informed and offensive, but I'm going to say it anyway."

"Immigrants are bleeding the country dry, but that's just my opinion."

but that's just my opinion by Mentalfloss October 28, 2013

Bamm, that just happened 

1.A phrase used to express and reassure that some unbelievable event has happened.

2. A phrase used to go along with an insult that magnifies the power of the insult.

1. Guy #1: Hey wrud?

Guy #2:nm u?

(guy #1 is ran over by a horse)

Guy #2: (while pointing and laughing) Bamm, That Just Happened!!!

2. Boy: u wanna go out?

Girl: no, ur stupid

Boy: so's ur face! Bamm! That just happened!

Bamm, that just happened by BD4PRES2032 October 21, 2009