The Beard

to lick a Vagina out. the definition derives from going down on a bird, and her vagina lips are covered in hair, hence a similar sight to a mans face and facial hair

'Gees Schwerdty i heard you put the beard that bird, last night how was it?'

by Choppin Grove March 12, 2009

Bearded Know-It-All

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.

The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.

The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.

The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.

by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025

beard scrunch

A beard scrunch occurs when someone with a beard rubs their beard on someone else.

Dan gives me q beard scrunch whenever he hugs me

by maninahat June 4, 2021

bearding off

When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.

Patrick was bearding off this morning

by Resin factory September 25, 2020

getting beard

When a guy goes down on a girl.

"I'm getting beard tonight!"

by ALol April 5, 2015

beard snack

A particle of solid or liquid food that has lodged in someone's beard.

Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

beard card

a subsidiary of the word “face card”, it’s specifically for a guy’s beard

Tom Hardy’s beard card never declines

by Beardstud01 April 7, 2025