Bearded Dustin

A Bearded Dustin is the name for the combination of pubic hair and stool left in ones toilet when one has shaved their genitalia after going #2 and not flushing.

“Bro I just left the fugliest Bearded Dustin in Lil’ Sas’s toilet”

by DetroitRusty December 17, 2023

beard gnar

Gross painful dandruff all up in your beard.

Tom: "I got some superbad beard gnar right here"
Angela: "Get some Vaseline on there"
Jonjo: "Nah you need coconut oil"

by Ivan McKinnock March 10, 2018

Soggy Beard

When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.

Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.

by soggybeardlover July 17, 2018

Bearded Geek

A dude with facial hair that atypically lives urbanely and is of the hipster or academia type. They typically sport expensive wool beanies, pony tails and north face sweatshirts. They want to come across as a tough brawny mountain man but seldom have they put down their iphone for an ax or wiped their behind with unidentified plant matter.

That Bearded Geek took 3 minutes to get his Volvo through that intersection someone needs to teach him to drive.

by zmanstreet August 20, 2013

Pike's Beard

of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme.

Holy shit! Did you see that new Marvel movie? It's the Pike's Beard!

by JerBearforJay December 17, 2021

Gavin Paul Beard

He is a slurpie and calls Lainey mommy. He’s my daddy.

Lainey: Gavin Paul Beard you’re my daddy
Gavin: ok mommy

by Zaddy 4567123 February 10, 2024

Beard-angst

The emotion experienced at the tipping point between not shaving and growing a beard. This angst is most commonly bought on by the dread of knowing that the time spent maintaining said beard will eventually exceed the time commonly spent shaving. Beard-angst is often exacerbated by 'Beard Envy'.

"Man I can feel the Beard-angst coming on"!
"Mate, stop being a Beardo".

by jamaicascreem October 24, 2012