by Cleanyourself February 4, 2018
Get the Dirt around tubmug. A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).
Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!
by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016
Get the dirt hermitmug. When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.
Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!
Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.
Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?
Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.
Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?
Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021
Get the dirt bike moneymug. 
Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.
by Verakk December 17, 2019
Get the dirt bridgemug. Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.
Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."
B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"
A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"
B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"
A: "Another day another troll"
B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"
A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"
B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"
A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
Get the magic dirt theorymug. by Storknbeans June 10, 2024
Get the Dirt Lungsmug.