1. A walking cartoon of corruption; someone so shady they skip offshore accounts and just hoard literal gold bars like a broke Scrooge McDuck.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
Gold Bar Menedez
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”
“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”
“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”
“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”
“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
by InflationCalculator April 25, 2025

When you got that girthy and long thingy;) and make the git is get a lil different when they see it.
by Yesssssssirrrrr November 12, 2019

Hey Jimmy! Here’s a cup of gold for you! Enjoy!
Rose gagged when Cliff presented her with her first cup of gold.
Rose gagged when Cliff presented her with her first cup of gold.
by FallingUp May 18, 2022

by TwistTheDev December 1, 2020

(Noun): Described as careless by many, a Gold is a guy who’s heart and sense of justice is in a good place, but is somewhat perverse and reckless with his actions. Is excellent at gambling and risk taking in general. He is also adept at making plans and executing them on the fly. If you meet a Gold, stick with him through Thick and Thin and he will do the same for you. Is great at relationships and wowing the general public with his actions.
Guy: He’s such a Gold. I feel you and him would be great together!
Girl: I’m not so sure, I’ll have to check him out first.
Girl: I’m not so sure, I’ll have to check him out first.
by BestFranceForever July 2, 2022

When someone who is delivering a Cleveland steamer is also receiving a golden shower and residual urine falls on the recipient of said Cleveland steamer
by Froggystyle July 3, 2019

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 11, 2020
