Gold Bar Menedez

1. A walking cartoon of corruption; someone so shady they skip offshore accounts and just hoard literal gold bars like a broke Scrooge McDuck.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
Gold Bar Menedez
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”

“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”

“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
by InflationCalculator April 25, 2025
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Gold magnum

When you got that girthy and long thingy;) and make the git is get a lil different when they see it.
Damnn you see that, he has a gold magnum
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cup of gold

When you fart in your hand present it to your ‘friend’s nose.
Hey Jimmy! Here’s a cup of gold for you! Enjoy!
Rose gagged when Cliff presented her with her first cup of gold.
by FallingUp May 18, 2022
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Gold

A type of guy who cheats on someone, is bad at singing and has gold hair and is Asian and eats dogs
It's used every so often. Some guys say, your a gold
by TwistTheDev December 1, 2020
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Gold

(Noun): Described as careless by many, a Gold is a guy who’s heart and sense of justice is in a good place, but is somewhat perverse and reckless with his actions. Is excellent at gambling and risk taking in general. He is also adept at making plans and executing them on the fly. If you meet a Gold, stick with him through Thick and Thin and he will do the same for you. Is great at relationships and wowing the general public with his actions.
Guy: He’s such a Gold. I feel you and him would be great together!
Girl: I’m not so sure, I’ll have to check him out first.
by BestFranceForever July 2, 2022
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Panning for gold

When someone who is delivering a Cleveland steamer is also receiving a golden shower and residual urine falls on the recipient of said Cleveland steamer
Shortly after dinner last night your dad mom and I were panning for gold
by Froggystyle July 3, 2019
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Gold digger

After there money not emotionally involved using someone for something they had to offer.
james:I heard Jessica was a gold digger.
Qune: lmfao
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 11, 2020
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