People ages 14 and up who live in Los Angeles who listen to Yelle, wear berets and thinly striped shirts (usually black paired with another color), and have a large collection of flat, ankle-high, lace up boots. They also tend to write or say the word "tres" in front of every adjective.
Wannabe French Hipsters can be found at your local Farmer's Market and lurking in some dive bars. Also usually at trendy cafes eating a croissant and drinking black coffee.
by couturachic January 11, 2009
Get the Wannabe French Hipstersmug. Well since we didn’t score at the bar tonight guess we need to head over to the south side and find tonight French Flea Market. I’ll pay $5 for a hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018
Get the French Flea Marketmug. A sexual act ( either given or recieved), when a person fist Ur anus while giving u felatio. Resembles someone playing a French horn.
Robert told me that his slutty friend Megan must have played in marching band, because she can play a mean Burn's French horn.
by J. Free November 27, 2011
Get the Burn's French Hornmug. A game that is very similar to Chinese Fire Drill. When someone in the room yells "French Fire Drill," everyone in the room must take off their shirt and takes someone else's shirt. Often played after everyone has had a couple of drinks.
"French Fire Drill!!"
by FairyCrepperGnome September 5, 2011
Get the French Fire Drillmug. Not to be confused with a “French Tickler,” the French Toe Tickler is a vagrant that drugs or incapacitates in some other form an innocent bystander and proceeds to suck their toes.
Did you hear about Steve? He won’t wear open toe shoes anymore after the French Toe Tickler incident.
by Cômrådę Thicqué December 8, 2020
Get the French Toe Ticklermug. "I was going to challenge this in court, but I've decided to just wave the French flag and pay the parking ticket fine."
by fibonacci112358 February 22, 2023
Get the Wave the French Flagmug. two french toast slices of love with bananna slabs in the middle,strawberry droppings on top. powdered sugar and one scoop of vanilla ice cream.
by j roc smoov March 5, 2009
Get the french toast bosswichmug.