sly dog

someone who is tricky and devious but ridicously handsome

Oh, NL, that sly dog.

by fantasticnat March 4, 2008

whoop the dog

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis. Sometimes in an aggressive manner.

Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Of course I do man! Don't you?

Hey Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Yeah man, of course I do! Don't you?

by Dirtymutt July 13, 2015

dog swamp

a place (usually a party/gala/event) that is lame ass. there are usually a small amount of girls at said place and any girls that are there are coyote fucking ugly.

Ted: "Dude, how was that party last Friday?"

Bill: "That shit was a fuggin dog swamp! all the liquor in the world couldn't help those bitches"

by Tacodon December 31, 2008

Service Dog

Life saving floof.

Service dogs safe lives.

by Floof Saves the Day May 17, 2022

kicked the dog

A way of showing your frustration

18:09 cyren : work sucked i went home and kicked the dog

by v0id-MP January 4, 2011

Dog Pimp

Any "homeless" person who trades on the pity of animal lovers by having a dog with them to illicit pity (for the dog) and therefore, more hand-outs. Forcing a helpless animal to squat in the inclement weather in order to support their manipulative owner.

I felt sorry for that Dog Pimp and gave him another 10 pound bag of dog food. He seems to go through one a day....

by longrider700 January 12, 2015

Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.

Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?

by Gay niggger faggot babe December 24, 2020